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Helga:
ARNOLD!

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(<i> barking )</i>

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HEY, ARNOLD!

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(<i> glass shatters )</i>

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(<i> girl shrieks )</i>

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Helga:
HEY, ARNOLD!

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ARNOLD!

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ARNOLD!

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ARNOLD!

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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

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and NICKELODEON]

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AR-NOLD!

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MOVE IT,
FOOTBALL HEAD!

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Kids:
HEY, ARNOLD!

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Man on TV
(<i> with Schwarzenegger accent ):
Your evil scheme
is now finished.</i>

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You have broken the law and now
you must pay for your crimes.

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It's time to take you...
out to lunch.

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I KNEW THE ABDICATOR
WOULD CATCH THAT GUY.

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HE ALWAYS DOES.

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YEAH, THAT WAS PRETTY COOL,
EUGENE.

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HE'S MY HERO.

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HE STANDS UP FOR THE LITTLE GUY.

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THE GUY LIKE ME.

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HE'S THE ABDICATOR:

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DEFENDER OF THE POOR,
THE WEAK, THE CLUMSY.

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HE'S THE GREATEST.

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WHAT THE...? WHOA!

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THAT'S NICE, EUGENE,
BUT HE'S JUST A TV HERO.

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I MEAN, HE'S NOT REAL.

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YOU'RE WRONG, GERALD.

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HE MAY BE A TV HERO,
BUT HE'S REAL, ALL RIGHT.

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AND HE'LL BE IN OUR
NEIGHBORHOOD TOMORROW

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FILMING ANOTHER EPISODE
OF...<i> THE ABDICATOR!</i>

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I CAN'T WAIT!

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FINALLY, I'LL GET TO SEE
MY HERO IN ACTION.

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WHEN I GROW UP,
I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE HIM!

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HA!

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AT LEAST HE HAS
A DREAM, GERALD.

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It's time to take you...
out to lunch.

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(<i> imitating ):
IT'S TIME TO TAKE YOU...
OUT TO LUNCH.</i>

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HE'S MY HERO.

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OH! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

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IT'S HIM.

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IT'S REALLY HIM.

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THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY
OF MY LIFE!

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Man:
AND... ACTION!

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YOUR REIGN OF TERROR
HAS COME TO A CONCLUSION.

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I'M TAKING YOU DOWNTOWN.

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AH, YOU AND WHAT ARMY?

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ME AND THE ARMY
OF JUSTICE

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HONESTY

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AND RESPECT FOR ALL CITIZENS

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REGARDLESS OF RACE

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CREED, COLOR
OR POLITICAL AFFILIATION.

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I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY...

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ABDICATOR.

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IT'S TIME TO TAKE YOU...
OUT TO LUNCH.

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THIS MUST BE
THE BIG FIGHT SCENE.

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THE ABDICATOR
WILL CREAM THIS GUY.

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SEE, HE'S A REAL HERO, YOU GUYS.

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OKAY, CUT, THAT'S A PRINT.

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BRING IN
THE STUNT MAN.

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HUH?

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WHERE'S
THE ABDICATOR GOING?

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WHO'S THAT GUY?

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AND... ACTION!

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OKAY, CUT IT.

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GOOD WORK,
STUNT ABDICATOR.

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STUNT ABDICATOR?

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THE ABDICATOR DOESN'T DO
HIS OWN STUNTS?

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WHERE IS MY LUNCH?

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WHERE IS MY APRICOT JUICE?

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WHERE IS MY MUSHROOM BRIOCHE?

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IT'S HOLLYWOOD, EUGENE.

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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

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COME ON, PEOPLE, I HAVE
BEEN WORKING SINCE 11:00

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AND THIS SUIT IS STILL
TOO HOT AND CONFINING.

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WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO GET
SOME HELP AROUND HERE?

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I MEAN, THE LAST TIME
I LOOKED IN THE TRADES

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I WAS STILL
A MAJOR TELEVISION STAR.

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AND HE'S WHINING LIKE A BABY.

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THAT'S NOT THE WAY
THE ABDICATOR WOULD ACT.

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MAYBE HE'S JUST
HAVING A BAD DAY.

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THE ABDICATOR'S ALWAYS
HONEST, BRAVE AND POLITE

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NO MATTER WHAT.

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HE'S A FAKE, GUYS.

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HE'S NOT A REAL HERO AT ALL.

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EUGENE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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Eugene:
BOO! BOO!

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THE ABDICATOR STINKS.

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WHOA! OW.

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THE ABDICATOR'S A FAKE!

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BOO!

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HEY, YOU'RE
NOT ALLOWED HERE.

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NO FANS CAN CROSS
THE BARRICADE.

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WHY ISN'T
SOMEBODY ON THIS?

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YOU'RE A FAKE!

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I'M JUST AN ACTOR.

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YEAH, WELL TO MILLIONS OF KIDS
YOU ARE A HERO.

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WE LOOKED UP TO YOU.

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BUT NOW I KNOW THE TRUTH.

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YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A FAKE.

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LOOK, KID, IT, IT'S
JUST A ROLE I PLAY.

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COME ON, YOU'RE A WIMP.

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AW, FORGET IT, MOE.

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THERE'S MILLIONS OF OTHER KIDS
WHO'LL STILL WATCH THE SHOW.

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I GUESS SO, BUT STILL I...

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WHERE'S MY APRICOT JUICE?!

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HE'S A FAKE, A FRAUD,
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

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DON'T FORGET, EUGENE...

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HE'S JUST AN ACTOR.

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ARNOLD, HE'S A WIMP.

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AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED,
THE ABDICATOR'S A FAKE.

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AND IF HE'S A FAKE

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THERE'S NO REASON
TO BE GOOD OR HONEST ANYMORE.

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YOU'RE TAKING THIS
A LITTLE TOO HARD, EUGENE.

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YEAH? WELL, MAYBE I AM.

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SO WHAT?

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(<i> slow heavy metal music
playing... )</i>

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(<i> cat yowls )</i>

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<i>"HOW TO GO BAD."</i>

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HMM...

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WHOA!

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(<i> fire alarm ringing... )</i>

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(<i> kids yelling... )</i>

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DID YOU PULL THAT ALARM?

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SO WHAT IF I DID?

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DID YOU OBSERVE
A FIRE IN THE VICINITY?

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HEY, MAN, THERE'S NO FIRE.

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PULLING THE FIRE ALARM
WITHOUT PROBABLE CAUSE

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IS A VIOLATION
OF THE SCHOOL CODE

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AND A VERY SERIOUS
INFRACTION.

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SO... SUE ME.

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ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.

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IN MY OFFICE, RIGHT
THIS MINUTE, YOUNG MAN!

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HEY, THAT'S NOT MY SCENE, MAN.

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(<i> kids gasp )</i>

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CUTS.

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EUGENE,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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WHATEVER I WANT, SQUIRT.

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SQUIRT? UH, LOOK, EUGENE...

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I WAS WONDERING
HOW THINGS WERE GOING.

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WHAT'S IT TO YOU?

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COME ON, EUGENE.

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YOU'VE CHANGED.

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MAKE YOUR POINT, ARNOLD.

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YOU'RE BORING ME.

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EUGENE?

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THAT'S MY NAME,
DON'T WEAR IT OUT.

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OH, BROTHER.

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YOU USED TO BE
A NICE KID.

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WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

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'CAUSE IT'S THERE.

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THAT DOESN'T EVEN
MAKE SENSE.

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IT'S NOT COMPLICATED, ARNOLD.

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I USED TO BE A NICE GUY.

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BUT SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE,
I CHANGED.

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ONCE A GUY LIKE ME CHANGES

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THERE AIN'T NO CHANGING BACK.
GOT IT?

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BUT, EUGENE...

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LATER FOR YOU.

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(<i> cracking knuckles )</i>

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HI, EUGENE.

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MOVE IT OR LOSE IT.

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IS THAT ALL YOU GOT
TO SAY TO ME?

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WHAT ELSE WOULD I SAY

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TO A PUNK LIKE YOU?

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IT USED TO BE I THOUGHT
YOU'D GIVE ME ADVICE.

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IT USED TO BE I THOUGHT

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YOU'D PROVIDE AN EXAMPLE
I COULD LOOK UP TO.

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IT USED TO BE THAT, BECAUSE I
WAS YOUNGER AND SMALLER THAN YOU

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I LOOKED UP TO YOU AS A HERO

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AS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT I MIGHT BE
WHEN I GREW UP.

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BUT LATELY, SINCE YOU'VE
BEEN ACTING MEAN AND NASTY

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I GUESS THE ONLY THING
YOU GOT TO SAY TO ME IS

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"LOOK OUT FOR YOURSELF AND
THE HECK WITH EVERYBODY ELSE."

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I USED TO LOOK UP TO YOU,
EUGENE.

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BUT NOW THAT YOU'VE GONE BAD

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THERE'S NOTHING FOR ME
TO DO BUT...

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GO BAD, TOO.

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Moe:
LAST NIGHT I COULDN'T SLEEP.

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I KEPT THINKING ABOUT WHAT
THAT CLUMSY KID SAID TO ME.

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ABOUT HOW HE ALWAYS LOOKED UP
TO THE ABDICATOR.

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LOOK IT, IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

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EVERY BIG STAR HAS
ONE OR TWO DISGRUNTLED FANS.

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I WAS SO TROUBLED I WOKE UP MY
NEIGHBOR TO BORROW A DICTIONARY

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AND LOOK UP
THE MEANING OF "ABDICATOR."

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IT MEANS
TO GIVE UP RESPONSIBILITY.

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TO ABANDON YOUR POSITION
WITHOUT FULFILLING YOUR DUTIES.

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I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.

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IT LEFT ME HAUNTED.

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THIS MORNING I WAS SO UPSET
I COULD BARELY WORK OUT.

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LOOK, MAURICE, DARLING,
YOU'RE NOT A REAL HERO.

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YOU JUST PLAY ONE ON TV.

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THAT'S WHAT I TOLD THAT KID.

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BUT SOMEHOW
IT'S NOT A GOOD ENOUGH ANSWER.

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KIDS NEED A HERO TO LOOK UP TO.

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THAT LITTLE KID LOOKED UP TO ME
AND I FAILED HIM.

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I ABDICATED MY DUTIES.

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I NEED TO TAKE A WALK.

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MAURICE... WAIT!

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Little Kid:
SO WHAT IF IT'S PAST MY BEDTIME?

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I'M GOING OUT, AND I
MIGHT NOT BE BACK TILL 9:00!

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Arnold:
EUGENE!

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EUGENE, WAIT.

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YOU'RE ACTING CRAZY,
EUGENE.

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SO WHAT?
IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.

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EUGENE... YOU MAY NOT KNOW IT

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BUT THERE ARE PEOPLE
WHO CARE ABOUT YOU.

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YEAH, RIGHT.

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HELP!

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SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME!

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IT'S THAT KID THAT WAS
BUGGING ME TODAY.

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HELP!

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<i>EVERYBODY NEEDS A HERO.</i>

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PLEASE, HELP ME!

217
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(<i> crash )</i>

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I'M OKAY.

219
00:10:04,389 --> 00:10:06,933
DON'T WORRY,
I'LL GET YOU DOWN.

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(<i> yelling )</i>

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00:10:12,939 --> 00:10:12,981
(<i> yelling )</i>

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Eugene:
HELP! A LITTLE HELP HERE?

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WHOA!

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HELP!

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HELP...

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SOMEBODY.

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(<i> gasps )</i>

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<i>IT'S THAT CLUMSY KID
WHO SAID I STINK.</i>

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<i>KIDS NEED A HERO TO LOOK UP TO.</i>

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DON'T WORRY,
I GOT YOU, CLUMSY KID.

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(<i> cheering and applause )</i>

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WOW, IT'S YOU,
THE ABDICATOR.

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YOU SAVED ME.

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YOU REALLY ARE A HERO.

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00:10:55,857 --> 00:10:57,984
NO, I'M NOT A REAL HERO.

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00:10:58,068 --> 00:11:00,779
I'M JUST A HIGHLY PAID TV STAR.

237
00:11:00,862 --> 00:11:03,031
BUT I STILL CARE
ABOUT THE KIDS WHO WATCH MY SHOW

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00:11:03,114 --> 00:11:05,116
AND LOOK UP TO ME.

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00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,410
AND I WANT THEM
TO DO THE RIGHT THING.

240
00:11:07,494 --> 00:11:08,078
EVERYBODY NEEDS A HERO.

241
00:11:08,161 --> 00:11:10,038
THANKS, ABDICATOR.

242
00:11:10,121 --> 00:11:11,206
CALL ME MAURICE.

243
00:11:11,289 --> 00:11:12,665
EUGENE, YOU SAVED ME.

244
00:11:12,749 --> 00:11:14,084
YOU SHOULDN'T
HAVE BEEN OUT HERE.

245
00:11:14,167 --> 00:11:15,877
I KNOW.

246
00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:17,253
ISN'T IT PAST YOUR BEDTIME?

247
00:11:17,337 --> 00:11:19,381
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE IN BED
BY 8:30.

248
00:11:19,464 --> 00:11:21,674
RIGHT AFTER MY FAVORITE
SHOW,<i> YO, ERNEST.</i>

249
00:11:21,758 --> 00:11:22,926
I'LL TAKE YOU HOME.

250
00:11:23,009 --> 00:11:26,429
Little Kid:
EUGENE... YOU'RE MY HERO.

251
00:11:28,431 --> 00:11:31,184
WELL, I STILL SAY
HE'S A JINX AND A GEEK.

252
00:11:31,267 --> 00:11:33,603
YEAH, BUT HE'S
SOMETHING ELSE, TOO.

253
00:11:33,686 --> 00:11:34,771
A GOOF?

254
00:11:34,854 --> 00:11:36,940
NO... A HERO.

255
00:11:37,023 --> 00:11:38,358
THAT'S CORNY, ARNOLD.

256
00:11:38,441 --> 00:11:39,442
YEAH, I KNOW.

257
00:11:39,526 --> 00:11:41,111
BUT IT SOUNDED REALLY COOL
FOR A MINUTE.

258
00:11:41,194 --> 00:11:43,405
I'LL GIVE YOU THAT.

259
00:11:43,488 --> 00:11:46,366
BUT AFTER IT SOUNDED COOL,
IT SOUNDED REALLY CORNY.

260
00:11:46,449 --> 00:11:47,826
I MEAN CORNY, CORNY...

261
00:11:50,495 --> 00:11:55,250
(<i> "Ride of the Valkyries"
playing... )</i>

262
00:11:58,086 --> 00:11:59,170
HMPH! OPERA.

263
00:11:59,254 --> 00:12:00,630
WHAT A BUNCH OF DORKS.

264
00:12:00,713 --> 00:12:01,840
LA-DI-DA FROU-FROU
LADIES IN WIGS

265
00:12:01,923 --> 00:12:06,094
SINGING A LOT OF TWO-DOLLAR
WORDS ABOUT NOTHING. DOY!

266
00:12:06,177 --> 00:12:07,303
WHAT A WASTE
OF A GOOD FIELD TRIP.

267
00:12:07,387 --> 00:12:09,806
YOU SAID A MOUTHFUL, PAL.

268
00:12:09,889 --> 00:12:10,932
OPERA'S FOR WIMPS.

269
00:12:11,015 --> 00:12:12,725
(<i> kids muttering agreement )</i>

270
00:12:12,809 --> 00:12:15,145
KIDS, KIDS, JUST LISTEN.

271
00:12:15,228 --> 00:12:16,813
FEEL THE MUSIC.

272
00:12:16,896 --> 00:12:18,189
HERE'S THE BIG FINISH.

273
00:12:18,273 --> 00:12:20,859
(<i> humming along )</i>

274
00:12:20,942 --> 00:12:23,486
THAT WAS WAGNER'S
"RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES."

275
00:12:23,570 --> 00:12:24,779
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

276
00:12:24,863 --> 00:12:25,989
(<i> booing )</i>

277
00:12:26,072 --> 00:12:26,823
BAD, REALLY BAD.

278
00:12:26,906 --> 00:12:29,784
STINKY, YOU'RE ENTITLED
TO YOUR OPINION.

279
00:12:29,868 --> 00:12:32,662
BUT I BET I'LL MAKE
AN OPERA LOVER OF YOU YET.

280
00:12:32,745 --> 00:12:34,205
(<i> playing new song )</i>

281
00:12:34,289 --> 00:12:38,084
THIS IS, OF COURSE, THE SONG OF
PAGLIACCI, THE CRYING CLOWN.

282
00:12:38,168 --> 00:12:41,254
LOOK AT ME, I'M PAGLIACCI,
THE BIG SAD CLOWN, BOO-HOO.

283
00:12:41,337 --> 00:12:43,339
(<i> kids laughing )</i>

284
00:12:43,423 --> 00:12:44,966
(<i> playing new song )</i>

285
00:12:45,049 --> 00:12:47,260
THIS IS WHAT WE'LL BE
SEEING TODAY.

286
00:12:47,343 --> 00:12:49,095
A CLASSIC TALE
OF POWER AND FAITHLESS LOVE.

287
00:12:49,179 --> 00:12:50,472
THE OPERA<i> CARMEN.</i>

288
00:12:50,555 --> 00:12:52,140
POWER AND
FAITHLESS LOVE, HUH?

289
00:12:52,223 --> 00:12:53,433
YOU GOT MY ATTENTION.

290
00:12:53,516 --> 00:12:56,186
THE STORY CENTERS
AROUND CARMEN...

291
00:12:56,269 --> 00:12:56,269
Kids:
WOW!

292
00:12:56,269 --> 00:12:56,704
THE BEAUTIFUL GYPSY

293
00:12:56,704 --> 00:12:56,704
Kids:
WOW!

294
00:12:56,704 --> 00:12:58,062
THE BEAUTIFUL GYPSY

295
00:12:58,146 --> 00:13:00,690
WHO FLIRTS WITH THE
YOUNG OFFICER, DON JOSE.

296
00:13:00,773 --> 00:13:01,816
Kids:
WHOO-HOO!

297
00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:04,152
DON JOSE IS--
HOW WOULD YOU SAY?--

298
00:13:04,235 --> 00:13:06,446
CHARMED BY CARMEN
AND LET'S HER ESCAPE ARREST

299
00:13:06,529 --> 00:13:09,240
FOR-- HOW SHOULD I
PUT THIS?--

300
00:13:09,324 --> 00:13:12,243
UH... CAUSING HARM
TO ANOTHER GIRL.

301
00:13:12,327 --> 00:13:14,704
MAYBE THIS WON'T BE SO
BORING AFTER ALL.

302
00:13:14,787 --> 00:13:16,247
NOT BORING AT ALL, HELGA.

303
00:13:16,331 --> 00:13:18,041
<i>CARMEN IS A GREAT STORY.</i>

304
00:13:18,124 --> 00:13:20,376
BUT CARMEN FORGETS
ALL ABOUT DON JOSE

305
00:13:20,460 --> 00:13:25,173
THE MINUTE SHE SETS HER GYPSY
EYES ON THE TORERO, ESCAMILLO.

306
00:13:25,256 --> 00:13:26,299
WHAT'S A TORERO?

307
00:13:26,382 --> 00:13:28,218
Curly:
YOU KNOW, A TOREADOR.

308
00:13:28,301 --> 00:13:31,054
A BULLFIGHTER.

309
00:13:31,137 --> 00:13:32,722
(<i> crowd cheering )</i>

310
00:13:32,805 --> 00:13:34,265
(<i> kids cheering )</i>

311
00:13:34,349 --> 00:13:35,600
OH, MY GOSH, LOOK.

312
00:13:35,683 --> 00:13:37,560
THE SHOW'S ABOUT TO START.

313
00:13:37,644 --> 00:13:39,020
HAVE YOUR TICKETS
READY.

314
00:13:42,649 --> 00:13:43,816
OH, ARNOLD!

315
00:13:43,900 --> 00:13:44,901
FLAMENCO DANCER

316
00:13:44,984 --> 00:13:46,277
STOMPING ON THE STAGE
OF MY HEART.

317
00:13:46,361 --> 00:13:48,863
CONQUISTADOR OF MY SOUL.

318
00:13:48,947 --> 00:13:50,073
WOULD THAT

319
00:13:50,156 --> 00:13:51,282
AT THIS MOMENT

320
00:13:51,366 --> 00:13:54,160
I COULD KNOW YOUR HEART'S
DESIRE, MY LOVE.

321
00:13:54,244 --> 00:13:56,371
(<i> girls giggling )</i>

322
00:13:56,454 --> 00:13:57,747
RUTH!

323
00:13:57,830 --> 00:13:59,123
RUTH...!

324
00:13:59,207 --> 00:14:02,252
IF ONLY I COULD GET
THAT FOOTBALL-HEADED TORERO

325
00:14:02,335 --> 00:14:03,920
TO FEEL THAT WAY ABOUT ME.

326
00:14:04,003 --> 00:14:06,256
WHAT AM I DOING WRONG, WHAT?

327
00:14:06,339 --> 00:14:08,716
ONE SIDE, MORON!

328
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:11,469
(<i> kids muttering ):
WHEN IS IT GOING TO START?</i>

329
00:14:11,553 --> 00:14:12,136
(<i> shushing )</i>

330
00:14:12,220 --> 00:14:14,138
EVERYBODY, QUIET.

331
00:14:14,222 --> 00:14:16,516
(<i> shushing )</i>

332
00:14:16,599 --> 00:14:18,935
( Carmen<i> overture playing... )</i>

333
00:14:20,812 --> 00:14:23,982
(<i> applause... )</i>

334
00:14:34,033 --> 00:14:37,870
Gerald:
♪ FIGARO, FIGARO, FIGARO... ♪

335
00:14:37,954 --> 00:14:38,955
HUH?

336
00:14:39,872 --> 00:14:41,624
♪ FIGARO, FIGARO ♪

337
00:14:41,708 --> 00:14:43,084
♪ FIGARO... ♪

338
00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:45,461
HEY, GERALD,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

339
00:14:45,545 --> 00:14:48,214
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

340
00:14:48,298 --> 00:14:50,008
WHAT'S GOING ON?

341
00:14:50,091 --> 00:14:52,760
(<i> crying )</i>

342
00:14:52,844 --> 00:14:54,637
HAROLD?

343
00:14:54,721 --> 00:14:56,347
UH... ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

344
00:14:56,431 --> 00:14:58,641
LOOK AT ME, ARNOLD.

345
00:14:58,725 --> 00:15:00,727
LOOK AT ME!

346
00:15:00,810 --> 00:15:02,478
I'M A... I'M A...

347
00:15:02,562 --> 00:15:09,027
(<i> to "Vesti la Giubba" ):
♪ BIG UGLY CLOWN-O ♪</i>

348
00:15:09,110 --> 00:15:16,326
♪ A BIG, SAD, UGLY CLOWN-O. ♪

349
00:15:16,409 --> 00:15:18,953
(<i> crying... )</i>

350
00:15:19,037 --> 00:15:22,540
(<i> kids laughing )</i>

351
00:15:22,624 --> 00:15:22,999
(<i> gasp )</i>

352
00:15:25,209 --> 00:15:27,253
(<i> kids exclaiming )</i>

353
00:15:28,755 --> 00:15:33,009
(<i> "Habanera" playing )</i>

354
00:15:33,092 --> 00:15:37,722
♪ I'M RUTH McCARMEN,
AND AWFULLY CHARMIN' ♪

355
00:15:37,805 --> 00:15:40,558
♪ I GUESS YOU NOTICE
BY THE WAY YOU STARE ♪

356
00:15:40,642 --> 00:15:45,521
♪ YOU'RE NOT BAD, EITHER,
LET'S TAKE A BREATHER ♪

357
00:15:45,605 --> 00:15:49,442
♪ AND WE CAN TALK
ABOUT MY AUBURN HAIR ♪

358
00:15:49,525 --> 00:15:53,071
♪<i> HER AUBURN HAIR,
YOU'RE STANDING THERE ♪</i>

359
00:15:53,154 --> 00:15:57,867
♪<i> WHY DON'T YOU
INTRODUCE YOURSELF TO RUTH? ♪</i>

360
00:15:57,950 --> 00:15:59,452
♪ SHE'S LIKE
A FLOWER BLOSSOM ♪

361
00:15:59,535 --> 00:16:00,787
♪ I KNOW,
SHE'S WICKED AWESOME ♪

362
00:16:00,870 --> 00:16:04,457
♪ COME ON, ARNOLD,
IT'S THE MOMENT OF TRUTH ♪

363
00:16:12,924 --> 00:16:16,636
♪ MY NAME'S DON ARNOLD,
PLEASE HAVE A CARMEL ♪

364
00:16:16,719 --> 00:16:21,432
♪ YOUR HAIR IS LOVELY,
DO YOU LIKE MY PANTS? ♪

365
00:16:21,516 --> 00:16:25,061
♪ THEY'RE MADE OF SATIN,
THE CAPE'S PURE LATIN ♪

366
00:16:25,144 --> 00:16:28,606
♪ I HAD IT TAILORED
IN THE SOUTH OF FRANCE ♪

367
00:16:28,690 --> 00:16:32,860
♪<i> THE SOUTH OF FRANCE,
YOUR SATIN PANTS ♪</i>

368
00:16:32,944 --> 00:16:35,571
♪<i> WHY DON'T YOU ASK
THE LADY FOR A DANCE? ♪</i>

369
00:16:35,655 --> 00:16:38,616
♪ IT'S TIME
FOR YOUR DECISION ♪

370
00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:39,951
♪ IT'S
ALMOST INTERMISSION ♪

371
00:16:40,034 --> 00:16:44,455
♪ HEY, ARNOLD, YOU BETTER
ASK HER TO DANCE ♪

372
00:16:44,539 --> 00:16:46,499
(<i> cow mooing )</i>

373
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,586
UH... HEY, CUT IT OUT!

374
00:16:50,670 --> 00:16:52,755
WHO'S DOING THAT?

375
00:16:52,839 --> 00:16:54,716
I HAD TO SHUT YOU UP
SOMEHOW.

376
00:16:54,799 --> 00:16:56,551
YOU WERE SNORING LOUDER
THAN THE ORCHESTRA.

377
00:16:56,634 --> 00:16:57,510
(<i> kids laugh )</i>

378
00:16:57,593 --> 00:17:00,012
MAN, HOW FAR
INTO IT ARE WE?

379
00:17:00,096 --> 00:17:02,932
BEATS ME, I'M LOOKING
FOR SOME MUSIC TO LISTEN TO

380
00:17:03,015 --> 00:17:04,392
UNTIL THIS THING IS OVER.

381
00:17:04,475 --> 00:17:05,101
SECOND ACT.

382
00:17:05,184 --> 00:17:07,770
NOW CARMEN
WILL CONVINCE DON JOSE

383
00:17:07,854 --> 00:17:09,355
TO DESERT FROM THE ARMY

384
00:17:09,439 --> 00:17:11,774
AND JOIN HER BAND
OF GYPSY SMUGGLERS.

385
00:17:11,858 --> 00:17:13,526
ALL GOES OKAY FOR A WHILE

386
00:17:13,609 --> 00:17:16,195
BUT THEN THIS REALLY HANDSOME
GUY NAMED ESCAMILLO...

387
00:17:18,698 --> 00:17:19,949
(<i> thunder rumbling )</i>

388
00:17:20,032 --> 00:17:21,325
HUH?

389
00:17:21,409 --> 00:17:24,328
(<i> "Ride of the Valkyries"
playing... )</i>

390
00:17:24,412 --> 00:17:27,707
(<i> all gasp )</i>

391
00:17:27,790 --> 00:17:29,792
(<i> horse whinnies )</i>

392
00:17:29,876 --> 00:17:32,211
(<i> screaming )</i>

393
00:17:35,381 --> 00:17:38,885
♪ RUTH IS A LIGHTWEIGHT
AND GIGGLING GEEK BAIT ♪

394
00:17:38,968 --> 00:17:42,972
♪ I'M HERE TO THRASH HER,
THAT'S WHAT I SAID ♪

395
00:17:43,055 --> 00:17:46,726
♪ RUTH IS A LOSER,
HOW COULD YOU CHOOSE HER? ♪

396
00:17:46,809 --> 00:17:50,855
♪ HOW COULD YOU DO THAT,
FOOTBALL HEAD? ♪

397
00:17:52,064 --> 00:17:55,735
♪<i> FOOTBALL HEAD,
FOOTBALL HEAD ♪</i>

398
00:17:55,818 --> 00:18:01,157
♪ TO SHOW MY CONTEMPT,
HER PICTURE I SHRED ♪

399
00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:03,409
♪ HELGA'S A VIKING ♪

400
00:18:03,493 --> 00:18:05,077
♪ SURE IS EXCITING ♪

401
00:18:05,161 --> 00:18:09,332
♪ I'M GOING TO THUMP HER
RIGHT ON THE HEAD ♪

402
00:18:09,415 --> 00:18:10,875
(<i> thunder crashes )</i>

403
00:18:10,958 --> 00:18:13,044
OH, YEAH? HOW?

404
00:18:15,630 --> 00:18:20,635
♪ WITH MY GOLDEN
MAGIC SLINGSHOT ♪

405
00:18:20,718 --> 00:18:22,470
GOLDEN MAGIC SLINGSHOT?

406
00:18:22,553 --> 00:18:23,971
GOLDEN MAGIC SLINGSHOT?

407
00:18:24,055 --> 00:18:27,016
I THOUGHT IT WAS
SPEAR AND A MAGIC HELMET.

408
00:18:27,099 --> 00:18:33,314
♪ NO... WITH MY GOLDEN
MAGIC SLINGSHOT ♪

409
00:18:33,397 --> 00:18:35,316
DOY!

410
00:18:37,860 --> 00:18:41,239
HEY, RUTH,
SCENE'S OVER, BONEHEAD.

411
00:18:44,951 --> 00:18:46,119
RUTH?

412
00:18:46,202 --> 00:18:46,244
RUTH?

413
00:18:55,795 --> 00:18:56,838
RUTH?

414
00:19:00,258 --> 00:19:02,385
RUTH? HMPH!

415
00:19:02,468 --> 00:19:06,222
(<i> to "Habanera" ):
♪ JUST LIKE I STATED,
SHE'S OVERRATED ♪</i>

416
00:19:06,305 --> 00:19:09,225
♪ A BIG NO-BRAINER
WITH ENORMOUS FEET ♪

417
00:19:09,308 --> 00:19:13,229
♪ WHY NOT FORGET HER?
I'M SO MUCH BETTER ♪

418
00:19:13,312 --> 00:19:17,066
♪ MY NAME'S CARMHELGA
AND I'M AWFULLY SWEET ♪

419
00:19:17,149 --> 00:19:21,153
♪<i> SHE'S AWFULLY SWEET,
SUCH TINY FEET ♪</i>

420
00:19:21,237 --> 00:19:25,741
♪<i> HER NAME'S CARMHELGA
AND YOU TWO SHOULD MEET ♪</i>

421
00:19:25,825 --> 00:19:27,743
♪ COME JOIN MY BAND OF GYPSIES ♪

422
00:19:27,827 --> 00:19:29,120
♪<i> WE'RE TOURING 50 CITIES ♪</i>

423
00:19:29,203 --> 00:19:35,376
♪ WITH YOU, MY GYPSY BAND
WILL BE... COMPLETE ♪

424
00:19:35,459 --> 00:19:37,420
PERFECT.

425
00:19:37,503 --> 00:19:40,506
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY
BE BETTER THAN THIS?

426
00:19:40,590 --> 00:19:41,632
HOLD IT!

427
00:19:41,716 --> 00:19:43,593
Crowd:
CURLYMILLO!

428
00:19:43,676 --> 00:19:44,969
(<i> cheering )</i>

429
00:19:45,052 --> 00:19:48,264
(<i> sighing )</i>

430
00:19:48,347 --> 00:19:50,558
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

431
00:19:59,567 --> 00:20:00,651
(<i> horn honks )</i>

432
00:20:02,111 --> 00:20:07,116
(<i> to "Toreador Song" ):
♪ I'M SO FINE,
THE GIRLS KNOW I'M DIVINE ♪</i>

433
00:20:07,199 --> 00:20:10,453
♪ THE THING IS, I'M SUBLIME,
IT'S REALLY TRUE, YOU KNOW ♪

434
00:20:10,536 --> 00:20:16,042
♪ CHECK OUT MY CUSPIDOR,
I'M WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ♪

435
00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:19,629
♪ HELGA, WON'T YOU DUMP THIS GUY
AND COME TO MY BULLFIGHTS? ♪

436
00:20:19,712 --> 00:20:23,341
BULLFIGHTS, HUH?

437
00:20:23,424 --> 00:20:26,427
♪ BULLFIGHTS AND SWORD FIGHTS,
ROLLING IN MANURE ♪

438
00:20:26,510 --> 00:20:30,139
♪ BLOWS TO THE HEAD...
(<i> clank )... I CAN ENDURE ♪</i>

439
00:20:30,222 --> 00:20:33,851
♪ FIGHTING BULLS IS
ALL I WANT IN LIFE ♪

440
00:20:33,935 --> 00:20:38,397
♪ PLUS I COULD USE A WIFE ♪

441
00:20:38,481 --> 00:20:41,859
♪ AND SEVERAL PAIRS OF TIGHTS
IN SHADES OF BLUE ♪

442
00:20:41,943 --> 00:20:44,779
♪ HELGA, PLEASE SAY "I DO" ♪

443
00:20:44,862 --> 00:20:45,863
(<i> cheering )</i>

444
00:20:45,947 --> 00:20:48,449
Arnold:
WAIT A MINUTE.

445
00:20:50,034 --> 00:20:51,494
<i>EN GARDE.</i>

446
00:20:51,577 --> 00:20:52,536
<i>CAFE AU LAIT!</i>

447
00:20:52,620 --> 00:20:56,832
Crowd:
FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT...!

448
00:20:59,085 --> 00:21:01,504
AT LAST MY DREAM COMES TRUE.

449
00:21:01,587 --> 00:21:06,842
ARNOLD, MY TRUE LOVE, SAVING
MY HONOR, DUELING TO THE DEATH.

450
00:21:06,926 --> 00:21:09,345
BE STILL, MY BEATING HEART.

451
00:21:09,428 --> 00:21:11,013
HUSH, MY DISTEMPERED BREATH.

452
00:21:11,097 --> 00:21:13,766
(<i> heavy, nasal
breathing )</i>

453
00:21:13,849 --> 00:21:18,437
I SAID,
"HUSH, MY DISTEMPERED BREATH."

454
00:21:21,065 --> 00:21:24,151
(<i> playing "Carmen" overture... )</i>

455
00:21:27,446 --> 00:21:30,116
(<i> Eugene yelling... )</i>

456
00:21:32,034 --> 00:21:32,368
(<i> gasp )</i>

457
00:21:49,385 --> 00:21:52,555
AH! OH... OH...

458
00:21:52,638 --> 00:21:54,557
(<i> gasping and weeping )</i>

459
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:57,059
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

460
00:22:02,148 --> 00:22:05,985
OH... DON ARNOLD, MY LOVE.

461
00:22:07,445 --> 00:22:08,946
(<i> rumbling )</i>

462
00:22:09,030 --> 00:22:13,242
(<i> screaming... )</i>

463
00:22:15,995 --> 00:22:18,706
ARNOLD, DON ARNOLD,
WAIT MY LOVE!

464
00:22:18,789 --> 00:22:21,417
WAIT! DON'T GO!

465
00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:23,461
(<i> applause )</i>

466
00:22:30,509 --> 00:22:31,927
SO, HOW WAS IT?

467
00:22:32,011 --> 00:22:33,929
IT WAS... INTERESTING.

468
00:22:34,013 --> 00:22:36,432
WASN'T THAT GREAT, HELGA?

469
00:22:36,515 --> 00:22:37,558
IT WAS OKAY.

470
00:22:40,186 --> 00:22:45,441
IT JUST ENDED TOO SOON.
(<i> sighs )</i>

471
00:22:45,524 --> 00:22:49,236
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472
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and NICKELODEON]

473
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Gerald:
THE OPERA? WHAT A WASTE
OF A GOOD FIELD TRIP.

474
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(<i> to "Toreador Song" ):
♪ CONTESTS OF BRUTE STRENGTH,
WRESTLING IN THE MUD ♪</i>

475
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I'M LOOKING FOR SOME MUSIC
TO LISTEN TO. MM!

476
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♪<i> CURLY'S THE BEST ♪</i>

477
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MM, THAT'S RIGHT,
TASTES SO GOOD, IT'S RIGHT.

478
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♪<i> ARNOLD'S A DOPE ♪</i>

479
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FIGARO, MM-MM.

480
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♪<i> HELGA, YOU SHOULD REALLY
GET A CLUE ♪</i>

481
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WHATEVER YOU SAY.

482
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MM-MM-MM-MM-MM,
THAT'S RIGHT.

483
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WHAT'S A TORERO?

484
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♪<i> CURLYMILLO'S FOR YOU ♪</i>

485
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♪<i> ARNOLD IS LAST WEEK'S NEWS,
HE'S OVERDUE ♪</i>

486
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FIGARO, RO, RO, RO, RO.

487
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♪<i> CURLY'S THE ONE FOR YOU. ♪</i>